Erectile Dysfunction. (This Blog is Safe for Work.)


Let’s talk about erectile dysfunctionI Remember When Golf Was a Family Game..

I’m disgusted, so we’re all going to suffer (this is worse than a bad blog… it’s an uncomfortably bad blog).

For the record, I’m not disgusted by erectile dysfunction.  These things happen (so I hear… ).

I’m disgusted by the fact I can’t watch golf on TV without being bombarded with ads about ED (which is evidently the hip way to say erectile dysfunction… which by the way, I’m uncomfortable saying in any form).

I’m going to snap if I see one more “When the moment is right” commercial.

I can handle watching it the first time.  Maybe even 3 times.  But I can’t take hundreds of times during an athletic event.

I don’t think it’s asking too much to watch golf with my daughter without seeing these types of ads.

Especially when they’re in such high rotation (it’s like a Michael Jackson video on MTV in 1983).

It’s troubling.

Actually, it gets more and more troubling as I get older (both the ads and the condition).

Why can’t my daughter grow up in a world without knowing about ED?

Why am I put in a  position where I have to discuss this “condition” with her and she’s not even 10 years old?

I just want to watch a few minutes of golf in peace and quiet.  I don’t want to watch couples lock eyes and embrace as they repaint their living room.

Just for the record:  I’ve painted a lot of rooms and it isn’t “that” much fun.

Plus, if you have ED, don’t you know it?

It’s not like you’re watching golf and say “Hey, wait a second.  That happens to me!”

Do you really need 189 commercials before you think…

…“I may need to speak with my doctor”

I’m all for being open and honest about any issue, but there’s also a time and a place.

And my Sunday afternoons aren’t it.

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