As I get older it’s becoming more and more apparent that certain things no longer exist.
Lots of things I grew up with and took for granted just aren’t relevant.
Like the dinosaurs.
And tight-rolled jeans.
Don’t forget Phil Collins (which most of us have… whatever happened to him anyway?)
One day sooner rather than later I will be on this list (a list I constantly update in my head because it reminds me of how old and out of date I’ve become).
The official If You Remember This Junk You Are Old List:
Floppy disks (8 inch and 3.5 inch).
Desktop computers (with mega giant monitors).
Atari (best days of my life).
8mm video cameras.
Reel to reel movie projectors (can anyone say we have a Sub today!!!)
Slide projectors (how I loved the beeeeeep when it was time to move on to the next slide).
Boom boxes (the 80’s were a special time).
Rotary phones (and bag phones).
Walkmans and Discmans.
Pagers (drug dealers and gang members gave these such a bad name).
Calculator watches (nothing screamed Geek like a calculator watch).
And soon my all-time favorite, newspapers.
Now, Google wants my wallet (Google Wallet, coming to a store near you). They are no longer happy just printing money, now they want to take it out of our pockets.
It’s hard to imagine a world without credit and debit cards, but it’s coming.
It’s even harder to imagine that one day I will have to explain to my grandkids how we used to carry paper money around in leather foldy things stuffed in our back pockets (and yes, we were off-balance… and we liked it).
Maybe the Overlords at Google are going to advance our society in positive ways we can’t imagine (my compliments on the Coca-Cola and Subway plugs).
Maybe they will become so rich and powerful they can actually change their Save Button on Google docs to something other than a floppy disk (really, Google… 15 year olds don’t correlate the Save function with Floppies).
While the above blog does take shots at Google (which breaks the code of being a Google Certified Administrator), I can assure you I will be the first one on my block to purchase a Google wallet.
Say goodbye, pennies.