Apple Has What You Need. Even Before You Know It.

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Apple Has It Figured Out.The Evil Spawn gets my technology hand me downs.

This is good for both of us.  She gets something new and I get something brand-new.

She is generally very appreciative but she would prefer the newest and latest Apple products.

She has my old iPad.  She has a very early version of the iPod (squirrels run it).

Evidently, these are no longer cutting it.

She wants to upgrade. 


Because she says she’s the proud owner of iCrap.


Yes, she says old is iCrap.

She is the perfect age to be Apple’s perfect customer.

She’s grown up on Apple.  She doesn’t remember Dell, Commodore, or Mattel (classics my friends… classics).

She’s a loyal customer.

Very loyal.  She drinks the Apple Kool-Aide.

She doesn’t question them.  If they make it, she needs it.

They have the perfect business model.  Apple doesn’t make products to fill demand.

They create products to fill needs we didn’t even know we had.

Who knew we couldn’t live a productive civilized life without iPads, iPods, and Mini iThings?

They did.  And now she does.

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3 Responses to “Apple Has What You Need. Even Before You Know It.”

  1. Tim
    on Nov 10th, 2012
    @ 12:55 pm

    At least you only have one. My TWO both think their 8gig gen 4 iPod touch need upgraded to 64 gig iPad minis with LTE Says my oldest… Why LTE I ask? C’mon dad, get real. I need it. She says. I think I’m going to be staying unreal for the holiday season. Reality is too expensive.

  2. Jim Jones
    on Nov 13th, 2012
    @ 11:26 am

    Sorry, but these are NOT necessities for adolescents. Our two collegians do quite well w/o all of the “most recent’ technological gadgets. They’re just grateful to have our help with tuition and living expenses! When they’re out on their own, then they can spend $ on the latest stuff!

  3. warren
    on Nov 15th, 2012
    @ 7:43 pm

    Hey Michael. Tell the ES that my heart bleeds for her.

    I am in the land of the great firewall. No blogger (but works), no youtube, no wordpress, no BBC (but The Guardian is fine), no goggle (but yes to yahoo), no Apple (as in you can’t access their site even though you can buy their products). And so it goes.

    I am in Wuxi City, China. I can’t access my own blogs because of the great firewall but I can access yours!!! Amazing, the power you have. In you the force is strong.

    I’ve started a stop gap blog which has a list of blocked sites in China. Makes for interesting reading.

    So tell her not to whine about icrap. She doesn’t know the half of it!

    Love to the family – Wozza

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