The Evil Spawn is.
She has a list of 25 items for which she is thankful.
Food. Water. Air (the girl has her priorities).
Beagles (evidently, not covered under the categories of “Dogs” or “Buddy the Dog”).
Pokeman (it’s a phase I won’t miss).
Earth (fair enough).
Flip-flop socks. (What are those?)
And the woman who answers questions on my iPhone, Siri.
And finally, last but not least, her dad.
I guess I should be thankful I made the top 25.
It would have been discouraging if I got bumped out by “Coats”.