As I get ready to change jobs something has occurred to me.
No, it’s not the daily opportunity to shove the Evil Spawn into a locker (although this does sound enticing… and may just happen at some point).
It’s the fact, I will be living in the same town where I work.
This is unprecedented.
Not for normal school administrators.
I’ve always lived in a different town from where my school has been located.
This may seem odd to some, but it’s worked for me.
It was nice to drive away each night and leave my troubles behind. At least until my cell phone rang.
Funny how trouble knows my number.
Now, I no longer have that advantage of anonymity.
But I do have the opportunity to go to school with the Spawn (the odds of her ever getting asked out on a date have just dropped dramatically).
Like so many things in life, there’s some good and some bad.
On the upside, I will be living within one mile of my schools.
On the downside, I will be living within one mile of my schools.
I’m not going to lie, I’m a little concerned.
Proximity may not be my best friend.
This makes me wonder how I will ever get away.
Disappearing is a possibility.
And I’m not above faking my own death. Although it will be much harder once the authorities read this blog (like anyone reads this blog…).
Maybe it’s just me (but I’m guessing it’s not), but when we go on vacation I’m always struck by how easy it would be to just disappear.
Find a small town. Find a job. Live under the radar.
Stay out of bar fights (easier said than done).
I bet this happens more than we know.
But how does one do this in daily life?
How do you work as a superintendent and be a parent without being consumed by school every second of every day?
Is it possible?
Or am I setting myself up for another extended period of insanity?
Should I get my fake ID’s in order (I wish I had a dollar for every time I’ve had to do this)?
Should I ask to be put on the substitute teacher list in Jordan, Montana (see I just picked this off the map… I’m telling you it’s not that hard to disappear)?
Is this my only chance of peace and quiet?
Subbing in a town you’ve never heard of.
Or can you live and work and continuously bother the Evil Spawn in one town?
I guess time will tell. And by then the spawn will be 30 years old and still single.
In the meantime, I’m not the only one who needs to hide. I measured her locker this morning and I’m pretty sure the Evil Spawn will fit.