It is the perfect storm of tired.
Everything is falling into place at just the wrong time.
I am behind on my to-do list at work. The semester ends in two days. I also have a school board meeting to attend and a basketball game to supervise.
And school was called off today because of icy roads.
This means I have been up since 4:00 a.m. That is the middle of the night in case you are wondering.
Meanwhile, my wife and daughter just rolled out of bed. It is 9:00. That is in the middle of the day in case you are wondering.
Did I mention my wife got a call from her school which was also cancelled? Since I was up, I took the message.
I went into the bedroom to let her know since she has to call the next teacher on the list. She instructed me to go get the phone tree, bring it back with the phone, and make sure I don’t turn on the light.
Which made me ask, how will I see to read her the phone number in the dark? Being a quick thinker she had a solution.
Go into the kitchen, turn on the light and then tell me the number.
I am pretty sure this is a form of spousal abuse. To check, I have added “Call lawyer about sleepy and mean wife” to my list of things I need to get done by Friday.
Odds are I will never get that far down the list.
All of this makes me tired.
But yet I don’t need a nap.
I need something, but not a nap.
Maybe some exercise. No, I already did that (see: up since 4:00 a.m.).
Maybe some time off would help. No, I have today off and that is just adding to my tiredstressness (yes, I know it isn’t a word… save your emails).
I guess there is just never enough hours in the day or weeks in the semester.
In the next few days, I will have to be caught up whether I like it or not.
This part of the school year is going to end, with or without my permission.
Worst case, I get rested over winter vacation and I am a little behind starting 2nd semester.
Actually, worst case is I finally get a nap in and my wife calls her lawyer while I am asleep.
I hope she is nice enough not to turn on the light.