Don’t waste your money on buying a ticket.
Actually, the woman who I’m relegated to by marriage is winning. All of "our" money goes in "her" account.
But don’t feel badly for me. I have total access to "our" money.
Just as long as I don’t spend any of it. In her defense, she doesn’t spend any of it either.
This explains the bumper sticker on her car "She Who Dies With the Most Wins!".
We decided to buy a Powerball ticket last night. By we, I mean she said "Stop here, so "we" can buy a Powerball ticket." I think it’s cute she includes me.
After we purchased the winning ticket (we didn’t win), the woman I’m related to by marriage and chauffeur around so she can gamble "our" money away ($20 for losing tickets) asked what "we" would do with the money when we won (again… for clarification… we are giant losers… so far).
She wants 2 vacation houses. One on a beach. One in the woods.
I think a lake house would be the answer, but it’s not "my" money now is it (again, we lost).
The Evil Spawn wants iEverything. And $1,000,000 in Fun Money.
Seems excessive, but then again I’ve never had $425 million (and never will… even if "we" win) so who am I to judge.
If she is going to be spoiled, might as well go big.
Me, I want nothing. But a nap.
My concern is if (when) "we" win, how much am I going to have to spend on security?
I have zero interest in getting kidnapped by members of the Mexican Drug Cartel. I’m not sure why I’m afraid of them, but it just seems like the logical thing to be frightened by.
Actually, "we" decided after the vacation homes and iJunk to take the rest of the money and spend the rest of our lives (length will depend on Cartel) giving it away.
So don’t bother buying a Powerball ticket this week because "we" are winning.
And "we" have big plans to give away the money.
Actually, go ahead and buy a ticket.
It will just make "our" winning amount that much larger.