The following is an actual conversation with a real 9 year old girl. The names have NOT been changed to protect the innocent.
Me: “You have a milk mustache.”
Evil Spawn: “I like tasty facial hair.”
Evil Spawn: (Laughing) “Tasty facial hair. That’s comedy gold.”
Me: “I’ve created a monster.”
I’m not really looking forward to her teenage years (although blog posts should come relatively easily).