The following is an actual conversation with a real 9 year old girl. The names have NOT been changed to protect the innocent.
Me: “You have a milk mustache.”
Evil Spawn: “I like tasty facial hair.”
Me: “Yuck.”
Evil Spawn: (Laughing) “Tasty facial hair. That’s comedy gold.”
Me: “I’ve created a monster.”
I’m not really looking forward to her teenage years (although blog posts should come relatively easily).
Phil Gaton"
Sheryl Lawless
on Jun 22nd, 2010
@ 6:00 pm:
I love ES/D’s wonderful sense of humor…she definitely will keep you on your toes during her teenage years! Enjoy…the time goes so quickly!