Why Are You Reading This Blog During Christmas Break?

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Get a life people.

Most of you probably have a few days off, and you shouldn’t be wasting your precious time on this drivel.

We all spend way too much time mindlessly staring at our computers and looking at the same websites over and over.

Trust me, what was on ESPN.com 2 minutes ago is still there (I just checked).

What’s sad is this blog has an extremely large amount of visitors every Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

How pathetic it that?

I feel somewhat responsible for the dumbing down of America.

So, if you are reading this blog, I have some suggestions.


1.  If you are enjoy reading a blog about school administration (boring), save it for when you’re back at work and need to waste time.

2.  Read an iPad (books are so yesterday).

3.  Talk to your family.  Or if you don’t care for your family, talk to someone else’s.

4.  Sleep (from the picture you can see Buddy the Dog has taken my advice on this one).

5.  Go to the movies.  Tom Cruise needs the money and we all need $12 nachos.

6.  Take a walk because in about one week we will all come to the conclusion we’re fat (in retrospect, lay off the nachos and invest the $12).

7.  Write your own blog (this would take some of the pressure off me and also give me something to read at work).

8.  Pick up trash (this just seems like the right thing to do).

9.  Clean out the junk drawer you know we all have.  As an added bonus, you will no doubt find the 47 batteries you are about to need on Christmas morning.  Plus, this will save you a trip to the gas station in your pajamas.

10.  Go shopping and get your spouse a very special Christmas gift.  They will not only love it, but will owe you for all of 2012 (I’m personally counting on this one).


Merry Christmas.  If you need me I will chasing the Evil Spawn down the side of a mountain (skiing).

I look forward to starting the new year on crutches.

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7 Responses to “Why Are You Reading This Blog During Christmas Break?”

  1. Robert Ray
    on Dec 23rd, 2011
    @ 12:45 pm

    I wish I was on Christmas Break. We Wisconsinites still have school today on the 23 of December so I am reading your blog at lunch…….

  2. Patrick
    on Dec 23rd, 2011
    @ 12:48 pm

    Hey, you fuss at us for reading…. what about the one writing? Take a break!

  3. Jennifer
    on Dec 23rd, 2011
    @ 3:11 pm

    ha ha! :) This mama doesn’t get a winter break, so I’ll keep reading. and writing on my own blog. and being entertained by what other people post. happy holidays!

  4. Karen Marcus
    on Dec 23rd, 2011
    @ 3:22 pm

    Why? Because you wrote It!

  5. Tim
    on Dec 23rd, 2011
    @ 3:33 pm

    My bicycle was stolen recently and while I’ve been shopping for a new one I’ve been reading your blog as a way to kill time waiting for slowpoke salespeople. I am happy to say I now have a new bike and plan on spending the rest of my free time installing clipless pedals and breaking in new shoes, disk brakes and cables. Merry Christmas. Have a great time on the slopes!

  6. Pat
    on Dec 24th, 2011
    @ 5:34 am

    Merry Christmas to you and your family. We are in southern FL enjoying the sun and the warmth with family!

  7. Alfred Thompson
    on Dec 27th, 2011
    @ 11:16 pm

    Reading your blog beats working. And its funny. Sometimes funny ha ha and some times funny strange. But almost always funny. :-)

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